Four Things That Won't Happen in Season 4

For the Advent Atlantis challenge of the same name (original post, dated June 20, 2007.)

4. Lorne is reunited with an old friend.

Aw, he looks so happy.

3. Rodney says those little words we've been dying to hear.

And maybe Sheppard was right. Maybe Celine Dion is overrated!

2. Atlantis gets a new form of government.

They call it Chuckarchy

1. John says out loud what he usually only thinks.

Rodney can vouch for that.