Due South
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Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Due South, RayK/Stella
Written: June 3, 2010
Word Count: 4700
A/N: Because I'm a jerk, I write my first het ever for LGBTfest 2010. Prompt: "Ray knew he wasn't straight before he married, that doesn't change his feelings for Stella."
Ray laughs shortly. "You don't want me to take you to a..."
It's weird, he can say anything to her on the phone, but actually sitting with her here, in the car, in the flesh, he can't bring himself to finish his sentence.
"Oh, please do," says Stella. "Could you? I've never been to a gay bar."
Same old Stella. Subtle as a jackhammer.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Due South, Fraser/RayK
Written: May 11, 2010
Word Count: 12000
A/N: For Lucifuge 5, for Help Chile. Prompt: post-COTW curtain!fic.
"Can we try to be normal?" said Ray. "Just for a day. For like, two hours. I'll be Ray, and you'll be Ben, and that'll be Dief, our dog."
From the doorway, Diefenbaker whined.
Ray pointed at him. "You, suck it up. Take one for the team."
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Due South, Fraser/RayK
Written: March 28, 2010
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7500
Fraser smiled slightly, puzzled, like he thought he was playing a game but he didn't quite know the rules. "This is very odd behaviour, Ray. You're just not usually so by-the-book."
"Sure I am!" said Ray. "I love the book! I live for the book! Without proper procedure, where are we? Nowhere!"
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Due South, Fraser/RayK
Written: February 11, 2010
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 22000
A/N: For my Help Haiti auction winner, Lucifuge 5. Also available as podfic by Luzula.
Fraser raised his eyebrows thoughtfully. "Lipstick colour names can be rather obscure. I assume it's a metaphor to describe something fragile and lovely but also dangerous and potentially capable of raining hot destruction upon an unsuspecting citizenry. On the other hand, it may refer to the fact that this particular coral shade is common to molten lava and geraniums. Don't lick it."
"It tastes like Jujubes," Ray reported.
"Nevertheless, resist the urge."
The Sentinel
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Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: The Sentinel, Jim/Blair
Written: December 22, 2010
Rating: PG
Word Count: 6700
A/N: For snycock, for TS Secret Santa 2010.
"It'll probably be a long wait. You want to get some coffee first?"
What was this, pain endorphins or something? "Uh... Let's just get you signed in. I can run out for whatever you need later."
Jim nodded, clapped Blair on the shoulder, and looked seriously into his eyes. "You're a good friend."
Blair gave him a look, and then slowly traced his fingers in the air, left, right, up, down. Jim followed them with his eyes. "What are you doing?"
"Making sure you don't have a concussion. You didn't hit your head, did you?"
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: The Sentinel, Jim/Blair
Written: November 10, 2010
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 26000
A/N: Art by Alynt. For Sentinel Big Bang 2010.
The sound of his own hoarse voice was surprising. It was probably no louder than a whisper, but it sounded like a shout against a background of nothing. At least he knew he wasn't deaf. He rolled his tongue over his swollen lip. Wherever he was, he hadn't been here long. His mouth was still bleeding. He was beginning to regret, now, that the last words he'd formed with that mouth had been, "You want to help me, Sandburg, leave me the fuck alone!"
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: The Sentinel, Jim/Blair
Written: December 10, 2008
Rating: R
Word Count: 9000
A/N: For TS Secret Santa 2008, prompt: "Angsty first-time and/or jealousy and/or J/B outed and/or overly-possessive/dominant Jim."
"Look, it's a give and take. You have give up some control to get what your senses are trying to tell you. You got to learn to let go. Just relax and let your primal instincts take over."
"You don't know what you're asking," says Jim.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: The Sentinel, Jim/Blair
Written: May 24, 2008
Rating: R
Word Count: 6900
A/N: For TS Slash Fications Round Four, prompt: "The House Always Wins."
Blair shuffled the deck back together. "How do you know so much about gambling, anyway, Mr. Law Enforcement?" "Hey, I worked vice. Believe me, Chief. You can't fight it. The house always wins." "We'll see about that." Blair held Jim's gaze with a defiant look while he surreptitiously snagged a slice of bacon from the done pile.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: The Sentinel, Jim/Blair
Written: February 29, 2008
Rating: R
Word Count: 750
A/N: Thanks to my lovely betas, yolsaffbridge, erda, and Jane Davitt.
It was times like these when he seemed almost there, when Blair began to think he could snap him out of it if he just tried hard enough. He'd whisper intently into his ear, sometimes for hours at a time: "C'mon, Jim. Come back to me. Follow my voice..." The good times were worse than the bad, in that way, because it always seemed--it always so seemed!--like that would work.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: The Sentinel, Jim/Blair
Written: February 20, 2008
Rating: PG
Word Count: 750
Blair - sweater?
Jags tickets?
something for his horrible car?
seat covers?
brake job?
new engine?
new car?
nah, he'd get it
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: The Sentinel, Jim/Blair
Written: January 16, 2008
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4000
A/N: Shamelessly inspired by Jane Davitt's post of Desperate Housewives screencaps of Richard Burgi tied to a bed.
"Yeah, this was a very productive experiment," said Blair. "I think I'll continue in this line of research."
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: The Sentinel, Jim/Blair
Written: December 24, 2007
Rating: R
Word Count: 7500
A/N: For TS Secret Santa 2007, for Sassyinkpen who wanted to see the guys go on a traditional date.
"Sure, Chief, it's real romantic," Jim rolled his eyes. "Is this what it's like to be on a date with the great Casanova Sandburg?"
"You kidding? I've never been on a date this datelike."
"Hm." Jim managed a tight shrug with crossed arms. "So far, I'm not impressed."
"Well, my real skills come at the end of the date," Blair leered.
"Ugh," said Jim.
Stargate: Atlantis
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Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, John/Rodney
Written: October 9, 2008
Rating: R
Word Count: 14000
A/N: For erda.
"God," Rodney moaned. "This is simultaneously my best dream and my worst nightmare."
"Why?" asked Sheppard. "Afraid you're going to get hit on by a guy?"
"I didn't even think of that! Do you really think I'll get propositioned?"
"Sure, Rodney," said Sheppard seriously. "You've got an awfully pretty mouth."
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, Rodney/Radek
Written: May 22, 2008
Rating: PG
Word Count: 10,400
A/N: For the Reel SGA Romantic Comedy challenge 2008.
"You take me for granted," Rodney barreled on. "You'll be lost without me!"
"I take you for granted!" Zelenka stood, now, his stupid Freecell game forgotten. "You have no idea how much I do around here..."
"Of course I do! You take care of all the, the little things I don't care about, thus freeing me up to do the real work. Why do you think I've kept you around all this time?"
"That is wonderful," said Zelenka. "I am your bitch boy."
"Yes!" cried Rodney, delighted that he understood.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, John/Rodney
Written: February 9, 2008
Word Count: 2500
A/N: For the Totally Unofficial Someecard Challenge. Prompt: "I'm ready to change my Facebook relationship status if you are."
Name: Rodney McKay
Nickname: God
Rank, if applicable: See previous
Role on Atlantis: See previous
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, John/Rodney
Written: January 13, 2008
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4850
"Sheppard," Rodney said, carefully maintaining composure, "have you considered the possibility that you might have an exact physical double?"
"So what else would be new?" came Zelenka's muffled voice.
Author: Yolsaffbridge
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, John/Rodney
Written: September 4, 2007
Rating: R
Word Count: 11000
A/N: Written for McShep Match 2007, for Team Angst. Prompt: "Exile."
The next morning, John walked into his door. And not just sort of stumbled into the door, as he sleepily made his way out into the real world, but full on strode into it, with the sort of purposeful stride that ought to display to the world the readiness and alertness of the military commander of Atlantis. This stride got him a bruised shoulder and a bloody nose.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, John/Rodney
Written: August 16, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 12000
A/N: For McShep Match 2007, Team Angst. Prompt: "Correspondence."
"First of all--as impressed as I am by the nonchalance with which you can just decide to risk life and limb, 'Oh, I think I'll escape from the prison camp today,' the way most people say 'I think I'll wear the blue tie'--as impressive as that admittedly is!--you do realize, don't you, that by writing to me about your daring escape plans, you're putting me in the delicate position of having to literally eat your words?"
Author: Yolsaffbridge
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, John/Rodney
Written: October 15, 2006
Rating: R
Word Count: 11000
A/N: Response to Five People John and Rodney Think They're Fooling by Mausi.
She thinks of them as the boys in her sixth grade class, advanced track - very smart, very willing to solve problems when presented with them, but still twelve years old. She thinks some of the boys from her class must be John and Rodney somewhere else, annoying someone else to acts of near homicide. She had never considered dating those boys, and she doesn't see how anyone could; she can't even see how they might work for each other.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, John/Rodney
Written: September 29, 2006
Rating: G
Word Count: 1450
A/N: Baby's first fic!
"We have to hold onto these things for two days?" Ronon's brows were knit in a perfect expression of disbelief, and Rodney felt strangely close to him.
"That is the period chosen for our test," the elder concurred. "You must treat them as you would your own children."
"Let's hear about your day care options," Sheppard quipped.
Author: Yolsaffbridge & Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, Ronon/Elizabeth (???!!!!), John/Rodney (implied)
Written: September 23, 2006
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1360
A/N: For the SGA Flashfic Bad Sex Challenge.
"He asked me if I was dying," Elizabeth whispered hoarsely.
Miscellaneous Fandoms
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Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: X-Men: First Class, Erik/Charles
Written: June 14, 2011
Rating: R
Word Count: 2200
A/N: Thanks to Crouton Shield for beta and for going with me to see the movie! Additional beta thanks to Sasha Feather!
“You’re trying to plant happy memories on me.”
Charles shakes his head. “I told you, I’m not doing anything to your head.”
“No, you’re doing it the old-fashioned way.”
Charles lowers his eyes to his Chardonnay. Has he been that obvious?
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Baby-sitters Club, Byron/Jeff
Written: December 25, 2010
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 29500
A/N: For mizzmarvel, for Yuletide 2010.
And then he was there, standing in the doorway.
He obviously hadn't put much thought into what he was wearing, but somehow, he made a white T-shirt and jeans look like designer fashion. Unlike most of my shirts, his actually fitted him perfectly, showing off his slim waist and muscular arms. The bright white set off his golden skin perfectly. Around his throat he wore one of those hemp-and-shell surfer necklaces. His pale blond hair had been cut short and stuck out in every direction. He was grinning that wide, friendly, dimpled grin of his.
Oh, man. Oh, man. I was in trouble.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Big Bang Theory, Howard/Raj
Written: December 24, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3400
A/N: Pinch hit for Yuletide 2009.
"Is that an eleven foot pole in your bag of holding, or are you just happy to see me?" said Howard.
"My lance of faith shudders with a radiant pulse," said Raj.
"That statement doesn't begin to make gameplay sense," Sheldon tsked.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Crime and Punishment, Raskolnikov/landlady\\\'s daughter
Written: December 18, 2009
Word Count: 1700
A/N: For yond_cassius for Yuletide 2009. Prompt: a prequel, showing the early stages of Rodya's mental torment.
"Surely you can imagine a reason to commit a crime which is not in itself bad. If the result of the crime was good..."
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Philo Vance, Philo/everyone
Written: December 28, 2008
Word Count: 3400
A/N: Fic for a semi-obscure effete detective.
To state that he was merely homosexual would, I fear, do a grave disservice to the truly dedicated Vancian scholar. Vance's personal psychology was much more complex than any one word yet devised by the so-called "Community" could adequately convey. I daresay even I never knew the true extent of his diverse predilections.
Author: Zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Red Dwarf, Lister/Rimmer
Written: December 24, 2008
Rating: R
Word Count: 3100
A/N: For Yuletide 2008.
"The food I can almost excuse," Lister continued, on a roll, "but it's not like you haven't had the chance for three million years. I know for a fact holograms can touch themselves."
"I'm sure you do," Rimmer snorted. "Unlike you, Lister, not everyone has the impulse control of a bonobo monkey. Some of us are more evolved. Some of us have legitimate things to do with our time."
"Yeah, but you don't," Lister pointed out.