Succinct, Slightly Derisive Doogie Howser Episode Summaries: Season 2
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2x1 Doogenstein
Doogie reconsiders his calling after a patient dies unexpectedly despite perfect care including Doogie leaving his birthday party to give him emergency treatment.Minicritique: The episode is framed with a series of interviews with a child psychologist who's doing a long-term study on prodigies, which prompts some amusing exchanges (Doogie describes his sexual development simply as "bitchin'") and would probably work if the episode didn't also have another, less successful narrative quirk: occasional cuts to Doogie's recurring dream where he is Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster of himself, which doesn't have much going for it except that NPH and Max Casella seem to be having fun filming it.
Gayest Moments:
- Asked to describe Doogie in one word, Vinnie says, "Horny."
- In thanks for Vinnie planning his birthday party, Doogie kisses Vinnie on the forehead, prompting an embarrassed, "Get out of here!"
- VINNIE: The thing I have to remember is, don't fight it. Make adjustments. Go with the flow. You're more trouble than the average guy, but when you add up the columns... (claps his hands to Doogie's neck) You're probably worth it.
DOOGIE: Vinnie... I love you. (takes his head in both hands and kisses his forehead)
VINNIE: I know I'm an enchanting young man, but this has got to stop! - Some girls take off their shirts, and Doogie more or less ignore them in order to leap with Vinnie into the pool.
2x2 Guess Who's Coming to Doogie's
Doogie gets the man who once held him hostage in a convenience store a job as an orderly.Minicritique: While it's always cringeworthy when DHMD attacks issues of race, I was happy to find everyone in the conflict sympathetic: Ray's hurt pride and disappointment when the big job he was so excited to get turns out to be suspiciously like servitude, as well as the seasoned hospital staff's exasperation with Ray's attitude. How lucky for them they had a Random Black Doctor on the scene to give him a credible This Is Not About Race talking-to.
2x3 Ask Dr. Doogie
Doogie becomes a superstar after starring in a series of staid anti-sex PSAs.Most Cringeworthy Moment: It's a tough call, but I'm going to have to say it's Ray and Vinnie's rap.
2x4 C'est La Vinnie
Vinnie delivers his French teacher's baby in an elevator in which they are trapped.Minicritique: Really? Really?
Gayest Moments:
2x5 Car Wars
The necessity of convincing a retarded man to have an operation while in a dispute with his father about buying a classic car convinces Doogie that being micromanaged by a benign overlord is actually awesome.2x6 Doogie Sings the Blues
Vinnie and Ray sneak a homeless man claiming to be a blues legend out to play a gig the night before Doogie assists on an operation that may destroy his hearing. EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FINEGayest Aspect: Blind Otis Clemens and his friend are awfully devoted to each other.
2x7 Academia Nuts
Vinnie drops out of high school; Doogie is pressured to make up an illness for a rich hypochrondriac.Minicritique: While I think the "kid drops out thinking work will be better" plot is certainly a reasonable one for a character with low grades and no interest in school, it would make more sense for the kid getting the job first and then decide to drop out to pursue it (see Boy Meets World, the "Eric's Internship" and "Shawn's Photography Job" storylines). It doesn't seem believable that Vinnie would manage to get a really pretty reasonable job within a day of deciding to drop out.
As for the Doogie plot, it's stupid.
Gayest Moments:
- VINNIE: Ooh, what a tasteful ensemble! Did anyone ever tell you you have great fashion sense?
- DOOGIE: I can just see you in a rock video wearing a black body stocking.
- VINNIE: This sounds like Howser Bails Out Delpino, Part 15. Just once I wish it were the other way around.
DOOGIE (after a pause): Well, actually... there is something you can do for me. (sits beside Vinnie on the bed)
2x8 Revenge of the Teenage Dead
A child genius decides to put off med school after Doogie explains to him about kissing with tongue.2x9 Nautilus for Naught
Doogie is so threatened when Wanda goes to dinner with a handsome prospective art student/male model that he exercises.Minicritique: If Wanda is supposed to be a high school senior who's seriously considering art school, maybe they should make her prop drawings a little more realistic, balanced, and harmonious, and a little less Learn to Draw Captain Marvel.
Gayest Moments:
- DOOGIE: The New Kids on the Block are adorable.
- VINNIE: Oh, come on, Doog. You should count your blessings. I mean, you're in good shape. You're handsome. You've got nice hair. A full mouth. You know, I'm gonna stop now, cause this is getting really sick.
- Vinnie ties Doogie's tie.
2x10 Don't Let the Turkeys Get You Down
Doogie's grandfather acts up at Thanksgiving because he thinks his daughter married the wrong man, but then he changes his mind for some reason.Milestones: Without question the worst Doogie Howser episode of all time.
Minicritique: Oh, you want me to qualify that? Okay, how's this for rookie scriptwriting mistakes: (1) Holiday episode (2) based around guest characters who (3) bring up backstory as if it happened yesterday for (4) no discernable reason. Doogie's grandfather just starts picking on his father for being too old for Doogie's mother even though he has had 20 years, including the birth of a child, whom (we know because Doogie knows him) he has visited several times, to get over it. How is this just coming up now? And it's not like it comes up every time they visit. Doogie actually asks his mother what's going on, and she gives the way-back backstory, but offers no explanation as to why it's suddenly important now because... there is no explanation. Seriously, writers, if you're not going to put a present-day catalyst, at least have Doogie know about the problem! Why wouldn't he? You even have Vinnie there who could more believably be the one to ask about it, being an outsider who's maybe spending his first Thanksgiving with the Howsers instead of his own family because... hey, why is that, anyway?
2x11 Oh Very Young
Curly and Dr. Canfield dance flirtily around each other, and end up the episode dating, although it doesn't really seem to come up again.2x12 TV or Not TV
Vinnie poses as an orderly in order to ingratiate himself with a hospitalized television exec.Gayest Moments:
- The entire story of this episode is about Vinnie getting mad at Doogie for being negative about his college choices (he frets at length about the dangers of New York) and writing him a bad recommendation letter (Doogie credits Vinnie with such damningly faint advantages as "an apparent willingness to learn") and Doogie realizing that this is because he does not want Vinnie to leave. Startling meanness + undercurrent of deep devotion = slaaaaash.
- Also, I guess this exchange:
SOME MALE DOCTOR: Will you marry me?
MCGUIRE: Yeah, if you shave your moustache.
2x13 A Woman Too Far
Doogie dates a student nurse behind Wanda's back, and helps a two-timer schedule visits from his various wives.2x14 Presumed Guilty
Doogie hides Vinnie's guilt in a car accident from his father, and the seriousness of a college ball player's injuries from his coach and parents.Fun Facts: Curly's real name is Mary Margaret.
2x15 To Live and Die in Brentwood
Wanda's mother is killed in a car crash.Grudging Praise: Decent characterization and acting as Wanda is numb and angry and confused and Doogie tries to put everything right, and can't.
2x16 Air Doogie
Doogie fakes an injury to get out of a hospital basketball game.2x17 A Life in Progress
Vinnie has a crush on a man with AIDS.Pointedly Nongay Moments: Charming AIDS-suffering painter Jeff Moore is never ascribed a sexuality in the episode. During a scene in which Doogie tries to convince the board to support Jeff, a board member comes out as an AIDS patient, explaining that he got it from a blood transfusion before they were checking the supply, and repeatedly mentioning his wife.
Gayest Moments:
- VINNIE: The essence of life is...
VINNIE AND DOOGIE: Sex!
(They high five with only their index fingers. For some probably Freudian reason.) - VINNIE: How can I ever repay you!
DOOGIE: You can start by not embracing me in public.
Vinnie Lines Which Made Me Legitimately Laugh (an unprecedented THREE!):
- "Wanda, nakedness is not sleazy, unless it's filmed correctly."
- JANINE (impressed by video segment in which Vinnie follows Dr. Canfield into the bathroom in pursuit of an interview): Vinnie, I've never seen anything like this before!
VINNIE: Of course not, Janine. It's in the men's room. - JANINE: If you don't mind, I'd prefer to have my nervous breakdown go unrecorded.
VINNIE: Come on! Have fun with it!
2x18 My Two Dads
Doogie is jealous when Vinnie invites himself along on the Howser father-son weekend.Gayest Moment: Vinnie spoons Dr. Howser.
2x19 Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition
Doogie makes fun of his grandpa.2x20 Fatal Distraction
Wanda, feeling too emotionally numb to date, breaks up with Doogie, so Doogie dates a student nurse. Interminable Bogey impressions.Query: After Doogie gets home late from the date, Vinnie makes predictions about their next date based on (we find out) a message Michele left on Doogie's answering machine. WHEN DID SHE MAKE THAT CALL?
2x21 The Doctor, The Wife, Her Son, and The Job
The Drs Howser finally allow Mrs Howser to return to the work force, which Vinnie dismisses as "so 70s."Gayest Doogie Quote: "It's like I'm in the roadshow for Guys and Dolls!"
2x22 Planet of the Dateless
Dr McGuire becomes a doctor without a border; Doogie gives up his date to give him a final night of pleasure.Gayest Moment: Doogie and McGuire's sweet farewell.
Oh, Hey: At the Big Dance (why is Eastman always having a Big Dance?), we see that Curly and Dr Canfield are still together.
2x23 Doogie's Wager
Doogie questions the existence of God.Coolest Guest Star: DHMD enjoys its second DS9 guest star: René Auberjunois in a choice dual role as Vinnie's priest and Doogie's Einstein poster.
2x24 A Kiss Ain't Just A Kiss
Commiserating about Vinnie's shortcomings, Janine and Doogie share an awkward kiss.Highlights: Janine's hasty speech about how unattractive she finds Doogie.
Gayest Moments:
- Vinnie yanks aside Doogie's shower curtain, insisting he get out and talk while Vinnie changes into Doogie's clothes.
- Honestly? The Doogie/Janine kiss.







